Curiosity Killed the Cat

We all have had that opportunity. yes, that golden opportunity to try to see who that person really is. What are they hiding? Are they lying to you, and you're looking for definitive proof? They're hiding something, you just know it. So we take that opportunity to look and try to see who they really are. What are you going to find? Tighty whities instead of boxers? Pictures of an ex that they're supposedly "over" but somehow the pictures have barely been hidden? Anal beads? In any case, my point is this: No matter what you find, you can't really complain too loudly. If you go looking for shit, don't complain about the way it stinks. Yes, you have new information, and it's probably information you didn't really want to know. But you're also probably passing judgement on whatever it is that you've found, all the while holding yourself on your pedestal in comparison to whatever vile thing it is you found. Maybe they're cheating on you, and now you know. You're in the wrong, too. You violated their privacy in your quest for knowledge. I'm not saying you should act as though you never went snooping. By all means, do what needs to be done. Take that information and continue on with your life, with or without said person whose preference for wearing man thongs has just been exposed. 

The Real Cock and Balls Theory

Women talk. I know, shocking. Never fear gentlemen, your lady's friends know all. Yes, including that time you thumped your leg against the bed like a rabbit in your moment of ecstasy. There's very little that is sacred between girlfriends. Don't get your boxers, tightie whities, boxer briefs, or thongs in a bunch. It's not like we tell this kind of information to the nice girl we met in the vegetable aisle at the grocery store, but this information does get shared among the best of girlfriends. As time's gone by, we've noticed a trend among men in relation to their, uh ..... member.  This is nothing new, there's been theories floating around forever; we're certainly not the first ones to throw it out there. We're just adding on to that theory about the twins as well, which is this: the size of a man's two bald men suggest his daring in life, what kind of chances he's willing to take. Is he a mover and a shaker? Or more of a thinker? Because we've noticed there's a definitive correlation, men with bigger balls tend to really go for it in life, no matter the size of his manhood (or brain, as it turns out). So if you want a man to have a lot of ambition, rather than wasting time trying to assess his "potential", you can find out all you need to know in one night. Do you crave a quieter, more stable man? check his balls, they will tell all. Whereas his giggle stick tends to suggest his confidence with women. the more intimidating the woman, men with bigger schlongs seem necessary. The smaller ones tend to shy away from the challenge and go for someone less likely to cause them to want to be swallowed whole (pun intended - HA!) in the bar. "No, thanks" seems to be a wang shrinking comment. Who knew?