A friend of mine and I were on craigslist looking at the personals for pure entertainment. One does wonder where people meet other people who are into the same fetishes. For that, craigslist is AWESOME. Where else can you find "I want to bareback and more"???? Or "cuddle session to close out the weekend"? Such variety. And it's not like there's a bar that you can go to where you can find "Private glory hole for masculine and straight", unless you're in some kind of bad movie. I'm not entirely sure what that means anyway. Aren't glory holes specifically for men? if not, what on earth would a woman put into a glory hole? I digress. These people are not messing around. They are specific about what they want and when. "Pound now". Wow. I also couldn't help but notice that aside from the gay ads, which are plentiful btw, most of the ads are placed by men. Men who don't get it. (HA - see what I did there?) There are tons of men who have posted pictures of themselves, albeit headless, AND EXPECT A RESPONSE. Most women I know don't really find it hard to believe there are tons of thoughtless men out there, but COME ON. Not literally. A picture of your body is not going to make us swoon and start typing our contact info frantically. Your face is important, gents. And contrary to what you might think, a picture of Admiral Winky standing at attention doesn't necessarily inspire interest. Do you comprehend any woman, at any time, can have sex? We don't even need to put make up on to get it. Or introduce ourselves. If you want to have sex, what you have to do is convince a woman that you are worthy of her giving herself in that fashion. We are more than aware that you (probably) have a peen and are more than willing to use it. So posting a picture showing it off like you've got the last one available is almost like going to the bus-stop. There'll be another one in 15 minutes.
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